Pink Guy - Kill Yourself
Video by TvFilthyFrank
Lyrics
Kill yourself, please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So fucking delicate like mommy’s fine china
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
I got a message for these little fags trynna
Be a mommy’s boy and a teacher's pet, pimple face, asswipe
Looking like they just had a gynecologist
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
So what'cha gonna do?
If you’re number one, shove it up your ass and make it number two
(Oh)
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I’m hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(Oooh)
Ha ha, no comma, bitches with their self esteem, get out of the sauna
My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
(Ew, oh my god)
And if you think you’re fucking grown up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch
Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it’s your Google Glasses
Never mind faggot, just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign, faggot
I’m not done yet, you get up and you go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
And then you can hang yourself
Is that the end of the story?
Ha ha ha ha ha, no, son
Kill yourself, please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So fucking delicate like mommy’s fine china
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
I got a message for these little fags trynna
Be a mommy’s boy and a teacher's pet, pimple face, asswipe
Looking like they just had a gynecologist
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
So what'cha gonna do?
If you’re number one, shove it up your ass and make it number two
(Oh)
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I’m hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(Oooh)
Ha ha, no comma, bitches with their self esteem, get out of the sauna
My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
(Ew, oh my god)
And if you think you’re fucking grown up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch
Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it’s your Google Glasses
Never mind faggot, just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign, faggot
I’m not done yet, you get up and you go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
And then you can hang yourself
Is that the end of the story?
Ha ha ha ha ha, no, son
Kill yourself, please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Traduzione
Ucciditi, per favore, ti prego, ucciditi
Dovresti davvero ucciderti
Per favore, ti prego, ucciditi
Dovreste davvero uccidervi
Poo poo, pee pee, pene e vagina
Donne col pene e uomini deboli con le vagine
fottutamente delicati come le porcellane della mamma
Se hai di che lamentarti per favore, aspetta il tuo turno e mettiti in fila
Ho ricevuto un messaggio da questi piccoli stronzi, che provano
a essere i cocchi di mamma e i cuccioli della maestra, faccia brufolosa, insopportabile
Comportandosi come se avessero appena ricevuto cinque dita in culo
da un ginecologo senza lubrificante
Quindi che vuoi fare?
Se sei il numero uno infilatelo nel didietro e fanne il numero due*
(Oh)
Le ragazze si stanno arrabbiando nei commenti, lo sento
Pensate che ci sia stato un errore di battitura in queste righe e periodi rossi**
Ha ha, nessuna virgola, le ragazzine con la loro autostima escano dalla sauna
La mia merda si trova nelle fogne, chiudendo il tombino
Scherzo soltanto su malattie e riferimenti che solo tu puoi cogliere (prendere)
(Ew, oh mio dio)
E se credi di essere cresciuto
Continua a sospirare rumorosamente con la tua tastiera e la tua fedora***
Con le mani intorno al tuo pene in una presa da kung-fu
Toccandoti guardando i video di My Little Pony, stronzo
Esci e fa' qualcosa, guida una bicicletta
E fatti deridere dai bambini, così ricordi che non vali nulla
A poi fatti colpire da ogni macchina o camion che passi
La vita ti scorre davanti agli occhi! Oh, aspetta, sono i tuoi Google Glasses
Non ci pensare, idiota, alza il culo e vai al cartello più vicino, idiota
Non ho finito: alzati e vai a casa
Siediti al pc e apri Google Chrome
E guarda dei tutorial su come impiccarti a casa
Ecco che puoi impiccarti!
(E' la fine della storia?)
Ha ha ha ha, no, figliolo
Ucciditi, per favore, ti prego, ucciditi
Dovresti davvero ucciderti
Per favore, ti prego, ucciditi
Dovreste davvero uccidervi
* "Number 2" è un modo infantile con cui i bambini indicano le feci.
** Gioco di parole. Con "red periods" in inglese si riferisce al ciclo mestruale, mentre "red lines" indica la sottolineatura rossa che identifica gli errori nei testi digitali.
*** un tipo di cappello.
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